The Troggs - I Can't Control Myself + Anyway That You Want Me

WHOA.

SLOW DOWN.

Did he just throw 2 songs up in 1 post?

Mind, meet dick.

YOU JUST GOT MIND-FUCKED


Right now you’re probably sitting there, dick in hand, cashmere pants at your ankles, with one question.

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?

I’ll tell you what it means.

It means you don’t have to stick to posting one song at a time, even though you already set a precedent for doing that.

It means you don’t have to give someone a hug just because their daughter died.

It means you don’t have to stay trapped in a loveless marriage, praying for the day you catch your husband screwing the maid so you can take the kids and move to Portland and be near your mother.

It means you don’t have to drive your car with your hands if you don’t fucking want to.

IT MEANS THERE ARE NO RULES IN THIS CRAZY WORLD.

So, starting today, say fuck the haters. Live the life YOU want to live.

And pull your pants up. Your roommate just got home. I heard the garage door.**

MUSIC RELATED SIDE NOTE:
You really should buy the Best of the Troggs CD (or LP, if you’re an irritating cunt!). It’s great. Besides the two songs posted above, the Troggs also sang "Wild Thing," which, according to reality, is a song that exists.

** You didn’t know you had a garage in your apartment? Well, maybe you should open that closet in the hallway you always thought contained the “water heater.” Because it leads to a secret garage where your roommate keeps his jet ski.***

*** You didn’t know your roommate had a jet ski? You never wondered why he was always leaving the house wearing his lifejacket and Croakies on his glasses?****

**** You don’t know what Croakies are? Come on.