THE DEFINITIVE TOP 10 LIST OF TWEEN HEARTTHROBS
10. The Jonas Brothers
9. Robert Pattinson
8. Justin Bieber
7. Former Chairman of the Federal Reserve Alan Greenspan
6. Steve Buscemi
5. Seal
4. Representative Henry Waxman (D - CA)
3. Toothless Butterfly Shane MacGowan
2. Nobel Prize-Winning Economist Paul Krugman
"Suck it, Greenspan!"
AND FINALLY.........
1. The Godfather of Canada Himself, Neil Young
Eat your hearts out, young ladies.
Wow! Set me up with Number Three any day.
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